TideLog Archive for the “Rugby” Category

As I thought, I’m aching like crazy, but want to do it all again. I need to learn not to throw myself about as much when goalkeeping. My shins are killing me, why I didn’t wear my shinpads is beyond me, I suppose I didn’t expect Louise to be so fast and fierce at tackling, as I’ve never played against her before, only watched her play! The wrestling bit at the end was admittedly the sexiest and fun bit, as how often does a woman footie player let you wrestle her, while in her kit after a game, in the mud?

Wrestling at the end of games has really been a tradition for me, as our muddy footie and rugby lessons at school always used to end with us all just slopping about throwing each other into the slop. Our school pitch was on a hill, and we always had to run round the perimeter before and after games, and, yup, you guessed it, mud time! I remember one rugby lesson, it was really sloppy, we were on our run before the match. I ended up being the first to be thrown in the mud by the guys, having them jump on me and whizz me round in it by my feet!! Coming back to where the teacher was, Mr. Threlfall said, “Blimey Jamie, the game hasn’t even started and you look like you’ve done 6 matches already!!” I still laugh and chuckle about it today, as the guys did that day in our little circle round the teacher.

I’ve always been a big kid, loved mud, and always enjoyed putting the two together. Why not?  In rugby you always get dirty anyhow, as it’s a contact sport, and it kinda made me like the sport even more than football. That was the first stage. Playing footie with Rikku and her ladies team years later, back last year enhanced it. Women are cute, and they’re cuter in sport, in their kits. Call it a discovered fetish, I’m not ashamed of it, at all. I now prefer sport with women, because it’s sexy, and women are human too (and nowhere near as wimpy and as unfaithful as Premiership male footballers. Yeah, you, Shrek (Sorry, ahem, Rooney, I got you confused there).

If any hot blooded straight males tell me hot footie & rugby babes in their kits, getting stuck into a game and the mud that comes with it (and each other sometimes, they’re vicious when pissed off mixed with adrenaline!!) isn’t one of the hottest things ever, you’re not a bloke, probably because you’re egotistical & hypocritical, and think women are only good for housework, which after my experiences in life, is so so soooo untrue. You should try playing soccer with them, it’s H-O-T. Even lesbian and bisexual women play football & rugby……wow!….!!

Sorry, got carried away….again! Louise is up for more training sessions, and I’ve asked her to bring some other ex-Woodhill players with her for next time, Lisa the cute blonde angel Woodhill captain still hasn’t taken my offer of a match up, she’s been busy, but hopefully she might soon. We just need a pitch with showering facilities, I can’t invite them home from our lodge pitch to shower, as much as that would be very nice to do…

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I played rugby again today, quite a while after my match with the guys. This time it was with Rikky and a group of girlfriends she plays footie with. It was rainy, very rainy, and muddy. I was teaching them, too (what I know) as only 3 of the ladies had rugby skills. The pitch we used was a public one, and it was a muddy mess, having been used just this morning for a school football match. Public pitches owned by councils are always like swamps in winter in the UK, but that’s how I love my rugby. Fast, furious, with women, and as muddy and wet as possible. Rikku is a lot stronger than I ever thought, as I found out in a scrum, and several tackles. Teaching her front and rear tackles (ooeerr, missy!) was something I’ll never forget in a while! She floored me, hard, nearly burying me alive in the slop.

If my cute 5ft 9′ slim Canadian ladyfriend is anything to go by, if I ever play rugby with beefy rugby chicks, remind me to be very afraid! I always though she lifted bus wheels with ease working with me in the garage at her company. She is stronger than I ever even thought, even after our months of football with the Hopwood LFC girls. She’s strong at foot tackling, but actual bodily tackling… Wow. I’ll never forget how scared I was seeing her charging at me the fourth and fifth time. Even how cute she looked in her Woodhill training kit covered in mud didn’t cross my mind. I’m starting to think she may have a Supergirl outfit under her clothes, sometimes! She would be VERY cute then, absolutely! A nice tight Spandex one and long cape, like in the UltraSexyHeroines pics I’ve posted in the past…. Heaven….

Tonight, though, we have a test that might switch the scarediness on to her, and that certainly wasn’t on her PSV test criteria…. She wants to branch Matsuki Transport out into doing nightclub runs, limo and driver hire. So to prepare her, and seriously test her driving saintness, me and a group of guys from my Stretford Saints gang are gonna get ourselves nicely merried up with booze, and see how she drives a double decker bus filled with loud, friendly, drunk merry people. I’ve done it, with people I didn’t know, and it does test your concentration, a lot. I’m not sure how she’d handle any unruly passengers in a club bus, but I suppose we’ll have to hire bouncers to boot idiots off at the roadside. Now that would be funny if legal to do!

We’ll need to test her other drivers, but only if she doesn’t leap out of the idea. That, and I still haven’t finished her test club bus conversion. I wish we’d bought a scrapper Olympian, instead of the brand new £130,000 Volvo B9TL double decker she chose, of her own will, given the choice of old or new, she chose new! Well, Rikky being Rikky, and a lady, she wouldn’t buy old used shoes, would she? That was what she said, not me!

Awwww. Sporty chicks, geeky chicks, bus driver chicks, Asian chicks. I love them all to bits!

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Football looks set to go ahead this weekend, it’s been raining all week, so the pitch will be muddy. I know that, because I’m aching all over from yesterday’s last minute rugby match!

Yesterday was fun! It was raining all day, the ground was nice and wet, and I fancied a game of rugby. So, I got on the phone to my partner in crime, and co-head of our gang The Stretford Saints, Pete, and challenged him and the guys (and the girls) to a nice rough game of rugby. Our gang is about 24 strong, with 7 ladies, 3 of which have rugby skills. I’ve never done this with them before!

So, I got Rikku to go to Manchester to pick them up, and bring them back. She was on a quiet day, and quite liked the idea of watching me play rugby. Off she went, and while she was gone, I got my footie kit, rugby boots, and rugby ball ready. The guys and girls got here, got changed, and Rikky drove us to the public rugby field.

The game was absolutely brilliant! Wet, muddy, fast, competitive, with the added bonus of me and the guys in my side playing against the girls of our gang in the opponent side. They were really awesome! Women go so well in football and rugby! Annie is the best, she’s the same height as Rikku, 5ft 9″, and she runs like a bullet, even on a muddy rugby pitch.

I had the ball, running as fast as I could towards the goal, Annie chasing me, with Rikku cheering me on to go faster, “She’s right behind you, RUUUNNN!”. I wanted to pass the ball to one of the guys, but two quarters of me wanted this sexy babe to pull me down into the mud. I wasn’t going without a fight though, so I ran as fast as I could! No matter how fast I ran, she still caught up with me, diving at my legs, pulling me down. I slid for about 2 and a half metres, leaving a massive muddy skid mark in the grass, and a big muddy streak all down my shirt and legs.

She’s such a babe, our Annie. She looks after the residents where our gang is headquartered, like an angel. I’ve never seen her as cute and feisty as she was yesterday though! Something about her in her rugby kit, all muddy, with a ferocious look on her face in a scrum is something else!

I have to do that again! The achiness of being bear tackled by a rugby chick is sooo worth it!! That pitch was like a swamp, but I love a muddy rugby game, I tend to let myself go, and play a lot more competitively, specially if there’s ladies!

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Here’s my favourite pair of boots, my Gilbert ones. They’re not actually football boots, they’re rugby boots, but they can be used for football. I’ve only used them once, and cleaned them back to a sparkle. Would you believe that these were caked in mud before they were cleaned? They were used two weeks ago, when the pitch was like a swamp! It took 3 hours soaking and about 2 hours scrubbing and polishing to get them nice again!

They’re nice, aren’t they? I can’t bear to wear them again, or get them muddy, they’re so nice, I now keep them for display purposes. I’ve borrowed a pair of Adidas Predator boots from Rikku’s ladies team kit stock for now, I don’t have a picture of them, they’re in my locker in the team changing rooms, and I’ve got a full changing room to myself! There’s one for Rikku’s team, and one for the team they’re against, and on Sundays, my training day, there’s no-one else in there. And all those ladies next door…….

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