TideLog Archive for the “Footie Babes” Category

I went to Berkshire over the weekend to watch our site superheroine Shannon’s sister Suzy play rugby with her college girls team. I have never watched as sexy or as muddy a match like this ever since playing rugby against my high school girls team! The pitch they played on was a complete mess even before they started, thanks to another girls football team making it nice and messy for them! It has rained quite a lot up there over the past few weeks, and it showed!

Just before the match, all nice and almost clean, just a bit of mud from their warm up:

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Then the match gets under way. Things get dirty really quick, these girls don’t mess about. Straight away I wished I could have my kit handy so I could join them and show the other side who’s boss! One of Suzy’s teammates gets tackled, and down she goes:

Another tackle comes shortly after by the other side. The pitch was getting worse by the minute, and made things difficult for both sides. It was barely recognisable as a field, and resembled the mudbath I played Swamp Soccer on two years ago! This next pic was taken by Kassie who was standing over the other side:

I’m surprised the college didn’t get into trouble, this was a public field owned by a council, hence the temporary benching set up for specatators. I suppose they must have had permission to have a ladies team and a rugby team play after one another. I don’t envy the job of whoever has to re-lay or re seed the grass!

Half time came up, Suzy’s side were losing, here she is on the left with a team-mate, both looking sexy as hell all muddy but very dejected:

Second half came, and things got revved up, even muddier and much more determined by Suzy’s side. I also took a lot more photos! Suzy’s team REALLY didn’t wanna let go of the ball. Caption for the next pic, “Gimme the ball NOW!” “No way, we’re winning this match, you’re gonna have to pry it from my cold muddy hands!!”

The girl tackling must have been the only girl by that time with clean legs apart from the substitute girls waiting by the sidelines! The next pic is one of my favourite action ones of this match, showing Suzy’s best friend Ruby making a run for it with the ball, running the muddy gauntlet like a sexy muddy rugby goddess:

Soon things picked up a little more, Suzy’s team were winning after scoring a couple of tries, here’s Suzy running alongside Phoebe giving her backup. I remember being in formation playing rugby at school, you’d all run alongside each other in a line and throw the ball to each other to stop the other side getting it:

Look at all those cute clean ladies on the sidelines. If I’d have been playing I’d have called them all on the pitch to go all out against the other side, getting nice and dirty. Next up, Phoebe was downed (you can just see her in the bottom left), so Ruby was on hand to come in formation with Suzy after getting the ball:

Then Suzy later had the ball and ran the gauntlet, looking as hot as a sexy muddy 20 year old adrenaline charged rugby chick can, which is quite a lot in my book:

I knew by this point they were going to win. Everyone was egging them on, Kassie and myself included, and Shannon, Suzy’s sister was with us (not in her Supergirl outfit though), and all the shouting seemed to encouraage them even more, as here’s one of the girls, Sandra, really going for it to get past an opponent:

Then, sadly, she was tackled, right into the mud, but kept hold of the ball, looking round for someone to chuck it to, and that person came in the form of Suzy, all in the next two pictures:

Suze then made a big run for it, and boy did she go for it, like her and her team’s life depended on it. I’ve never seen so much determination and stamina!

She lobbed the ball to Sandra, who was wide open. Sandy then proceeded to run like hell, and score the final touchdown, winning the match for the team!

The triumphant team, after the match, looking happy but muddy and tired! A game well worth it, for the team and the spectators. Kassie even had her eye on the cute Asian girl player at the front 🙂

Wow. I have never witnessed an all-girl rugby match as fiesty, muddy, and adrenaline charged as this one. You’ve gotta be there to appreciate the sexiness and power of strong girls playing rugby. You can even play against them and feel the power directly. If you like sporty girls who are not wimps, then girls rugby is for you.

Football is for wimps, rugby is for real men, and real women, as it is a competitive contact sport. You can’t be scared of getting dirty or injured. Next stop on my list of 50 things to do before I die is to play a game like this with a women’s rugby team, down and dirty. I’ve played as the only guy in a women’s football team, now to do it in rugby! The boys against the girls rugby matches at school just weren’t the same as this. This is all-girl, hot, dirty and ferocious action, the pictures don’t really do justice.

To sum girls rugby up in one or two words? Scrum-ptious!

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I went to watch Amy, an ex Woodhill LFC player and friend of Rikku playing footie in Stockport. She’s taught me skills with Rikku in footie kickabouts, and I’ve gotta say she’s really powerful, quick, she wears her kit really well, and looks really hot too, as this action shot I took explains:

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She’s the one in white, and her opponent is looking hot too, plus defeated, and rightly so, as the ball went in after this photo was shot! That look of pure concentration on Amy’s face says it all. Don’t be fooled by those lovely slender legs, they hold a lot of power, she’s kicked me with them several times in matches, and she hurts!

Even Kassie was jumping up and down screaming for her! I remember how sexy K looked in that match with Hopwood last year, my cute Japanese babe learning footie showing off her trademark silky pins… Awww! Hehe, she got quite muddy (and giggly!) really quick, she wasn’t used to running fast in football boots on a muddy slippery pitch! We were watching Amy and I reminded Kas of that day, she giggled cheekily!

Cute, but not to be messed with when adrenaline fueled and in charge of a ball, that’s a girl footie player summed up!

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As I thought, I’m aching like crazy, but want to do it all again. I need to learn not to throw myself about as much when goalkeeping. My shins are killing me, why I didn’t wear my shinpads is beyond me, I suppose I didn’t expect Louise to be so fast and fierce at tackling, as I’ve never played against her before, only watched her play! The wrestling bit at the end was admittedly the sexiest and fun bit, as how often does a woman footie player let you wrestle her, while in her kit after a game, in the mud?

Wrestling at the end of games has really been a tradition for me, as our muddy footie and rugby lessons at school always used to end with us all just slopping about throwing each other into the slop. Our school pitch was on a hill, and we always had to run round the perimeter before and after games, and, yup, you guessed it, mud time! I remember one rugby lesson, it was really sloppy, we were on our run before the match. I ended up being the first to be thrown in the mud by the guys, having them jump on me and whizz me round in it by my feet!! Coming back to where the teacher was, Mr. Threlfall said, “Blimey Jamie, the game hasn’t even started and you look like you’ve done 6 matches already!!” I still laugh and chuckle about it today, as the guys did that day in our little circle round the teacher.

I’ve always been a big kid, loved mud, and always enjoyed putting the two together. Why not?  In rugby you always get dirty anyhow, as it’s a contact sport, and it kinda made me like the sport even more than football. That was the first stage. Playing footie with Rikku and her ladies team years later, back last year enhanced it. Women are cute, and they’re cuter in sport, in their kits. Call it a discovered fetish, I’m not ashamed of it, at all. I now prefer sport with women, because it’s sexy, and women are human too (and nowhere near as wimpy and as unfaithful as Premiership male footballers. Yeah, you, Shrek (Sorry, ahem, Rooney, I got you confused there).

If any hot blooded straight males tell me hot footie & rugby babes in their kits, getting stuck into a game and the mud that comes with it (and each other sometimes, they’re vicious when pissed off mixed with adrenaline!!) isn’t one of the hottest things ever, you’re not a bloke, probably because you’re egotistical & hypocritical, and think women are only good for housework, which after my experiences in life, is so so soooo untrue. You should try playing soccer with them, it’s H-O-T. Even lesbian and bisexual women play football & rugby……wow!….!!

Sorry, got carried away….again! Louise is up for more training sessions, and I’ve asked her to bring some other ex-Woodhill players with her for next time, Lisa the cute blonde angel Woodhill captain still hasn’t taken my offer of a match up, she’s been busy, but hopefully she might soon. We just need a pitch with showering facilities, I can’t invite them home from our lodge pitch to shower, as much as that would be very nice to do…

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I did some mini footie training today, because I was bored. Louise, one of the players from Woodhill LFC, Rikku’s old ladies team, emailed me a few days ago to say she now lives in the Radcliffe area, and did I fancy a kickabout on the lodge playing fields? I couldn’t refuse, so I got ready and went down to the New Farm playing fields on the lodge near my parents and Jenny’s houses. There’s no changing or showering facilities, so I had to get my kit on at my parents, and put my boots on when I got to the field. And then, as it has been raining quite a lot, had to come back in my muddy kit, which was dirtier and wetter than I’d expected! Jenny came along to watch, she doesn’t have any kit, and didn’t want to play

Louise is a really good footie babe, and she put me through my paces. It’s been a few years since she played for Woodhill, but she’s still as powerful as she was when I used to watch her and Rikky’s team play in Prestwich. It was really windy today, and we were using a light training ball. We did goalkeeping, and tackling, and then some general chasing each other round the field, getting as dirty as possible! Goalkeeping was the dirtiest, though. She’d boot the ball at me in goal, and the wind would accelerate the ball, and throw it off course, making me dive further to catch it. The pitch had recently been used, and whoever used it last had left it nice and muddy for me in goal. Yippee!

Tackling was painful, and muddy, as I’d forgotten to put my shinpads on, silly me! Lou would kick the ball to me, and the wind would carry it away, right into a puddle as I went to stop it with my foot. Out of habit (and admittedly on purpose!) I’d try to stop it from the top of the ball, and because it was wet, I’d slip and fall over, getting quite wet. My boots were squelching within minutes, but my studs kept my grip in the mud and wet really well. As soon as I’d get up, Lou would be on me, getting the ball back, and trying to get me back in the mud again!

Then we both got bored, and decided to just run around slide tackling each other to see who could get the muddiest, and who could make Jenny laugh the most. Louise had her shinpads on, so I don’t think she felt the tackles from me as much, but she certainly fell as much as me. After about 30 minutes, we decided to get even dirtier, and turn the game into Soccer Wrestling, and started wrestling each other, much to the amusement of two rather cute ladies who were walking their dog on the perimeter, and stopped to watch us in our kits, wrestling the hell outta each other!! I didn’t know they were there until I heard giggles and a wolf whistle (that weren’t Jen!), looked at Jenny and realised she was looking at the girls who’d appeared!

One of the girls made us really laugh by shouting, “I should try this next time my boyfriend upsets me!” She must have thought Lou and I were a couple!! I shouted back, “Come and join in, ladies, it’s fun and very therapeutic!! Relate is nothing compared to it!”

This was the result of the day! Not the muddiest, as the water puddles washed lots of mud off me! Jenny got me with the camera after I’d come back to get changed! I wanted Louise to come back and shower at my parents, but she didn’t bring clothes with her, and we didn’t take a camera to the pitch so I didn’t get a picture of her, sadly.

I’ve enjoyed football with ladies so much I don’t want to play with guys anymore! Women are so much cuter getting stuck in, it really does become the Sexy Game! I’m absolutely shattered, and will sleep like a log tonight, hopefully while re-living it all!

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No football today, Rikku was busy with work, she had to go sort insurance on 3 of her buses, and do 3 dropoffs and pickups. It seems my big match in a full size pitch is lingering. I don’t know whether to be scared being the only bloke in two women’s teams, or excited, I’ve seen how vicious these cutesy lady footie babes can be first hand, when Riky was running Woodhill, she was playing against a team from Cheshire, and they were vicious dirty chicks! Wahey!

Anyway, she says we’re definitely doing it next week, so I think I’ll just be excited for now, and then scared when the time comes I guess.

Jenny’s peed off, and it’s my fault (she doesn’t know it. I’m lodging with her a few days a week every other week, and if I do, she’ll kick me out!). She’s had a letter from Sky saying she’s gone over her Monthly Allowance, that resulted in a big gulp from me. Apparently its a 2GB a month (WHAAATTT?!? Murdoch, you moneygrabbing old fart!) and she’s “well over” that limit.

Woops. Jen, babe, I forgot to tell you. And it’s my server that’s eaten it. Probably about 45GB. Ow. I think I’m about to lose my sexy college friend who I’ve known for years. And my head to go with it. Followed by the rest of me. Into landfill. Because, if those Warrington footie chicks can get their claws into opponents, I’m about to see what a really pissed off Stockport bred babe is capable of.

Eeek!

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I love Asian girls! All cute, loving, sweet and adorable, but even sexier when muddy! With the eyes of the entire world on the Football World Cup, in South Africa, local authorities from Changsha, China had to come up with something better, yet related to current events.

And what’s better than football? Mud football, played by barely dressed gorgeous Asian models, of course. So they set up a small football pitch, filled it with mud, brought in  models from various Chinese cities, and got the Beauty Mud Cup 2010 under way. In the photos below, teams from Hunan and Hubei go head to head, in one of the first matches of the competition. I don’t know the score, and neither do most of the male spectators who resumed to roars and cheers every time any of the girls kicked the ball through the mud.


Awwwww, aren’t they the cutest, muddiest Chinese angels anywhere? If they do one next year, count me in as a player with ’em!

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I’ve been thinking about Swamp Soccer, and the more I think of it, the more I want to go do it! They do it in the UK, in Scotland, and there’s one planned for 2010. The only problem is, you need a team, and it costs £138 for a team, for three matches. Wow!

Then I thought of Rikku…… and her ladies team, and I had my answer! I then saw this picture:

Two sexy ladies get muddy in Swamp Soccer! Yeehaw!!

Two sexy ladies get muddy in Swamp Soccer! Yeehaw!!

Awwww mama! I’ve got to mention it to Rikky, we go, we go! I like rugby, and football, and best of all, I love mud and ladies!! Bring it on! Ladies, the MudMaster is coming…..! Just don’t bother using football boots, they’d be useless! Any ladies want to start a Swamp Soccer team? Please…!

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